whats the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with big boobs?
one is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Genius! I love this so much!
(Source: rocketship-tonks)
Oh my god this is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
omg this is my brother’s friend’s friend
he’s going to be on ellen this week ahah
What A pimp.
I would love to order at Sonic like this…
the greatest
this is the single greatest thing i have ever seen
(Source: mikedaoo)
Dogs barking the Imperial March. NEW. FAVORITE. COMMERCIAL!

Where is this? I need to go steal it and make it mine.
(Source: a-million-little-paper-cuts)

you know, sitting on people, chasing things
the family business
omg
(Source: radioactivemongoose)


