stacy is sending me some of our old chats. this one is for Rachael.

• S: Planning on moving in with Rachael now, are you? hahaha.
• H: If it gets us up there faster, then yes...playing the jealous gf today, are we? hahaha!
• S: Fuck yeah I am! After this i dont want to be parted from you for any extended period of time unless certain boys are the reason (damn, that sounds sappy).
• H: I love you, and I understand, but I just laughed soooooooo hard....
• S: You best not be leaving me for another woman now. remember, i still own your virginity...
• H: I would definitly not leave you for anouther woman...I figured we could share her, or keep her as a pet...
• S: Hmm, not a bad idea. she was soft to the touch the last time I hugged her (and soft pets are the best, better to snuggle with).
• H: See? So it'd be like me getting a puppy before we move in together...

• me: I have just realized something.
• stacy: What?
• me: David Tennant looks like a mix of Bill and Matt Bellamy.
• stacy: Holy crap he is. He's their fucking love child!
• me: My question is: WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT INVOLVED IN THAT?!